Just saw this morning that Al Gore III was busted for pot. Look for columns this week about how this proves...well, I'm not too sure what it's supposed to prove. Something bad about Gore Jr., and by extension Democrats and liberals, to be sure. Just hope some of those columnists remember that if the rules were applied evenhandedly in Ashcroft's America, Jenna Bush would be jailed under the three-strikes law.



UPDATED: It's Gore III's third brush with the law since 2000, not his second. So he and Jenna could maybe hook up in rehab, the families could bury the hatchet, and paparazzi could catch Franken & Coulter snogging at the reception.